Hi Joberg here,here's the joke of the day.
4 football fans(Chelsea FC,Arsenal FC,Liverpool FC,Manchester United FC.) were in Saudi Arabia(Middle Eastern Country) drinking smuggled alcohol in their hotel room.All of a sudden,the police came in and saw them drinking alcohol.They were arrested(I don't know if it is illegal to drink alcohol in Saudi Arabia) because it was a serious offence.They were brought to the king in Saudi Arabia for their punishment.
"So,you guys have commited a very serious crime.But since it is my wife's birthday today and i am in a very good mood,I shall give you 20 lashes of the whip instead of imprisonment in jail for 20 years.But before the whipping,I shall give all of you 1 wish,but it cannot be escaping this punishment''The king said.
The Manchester United fan was first.He thought about it and said"I would like to have a pillow tied behind my back."But the pillow could only withstand 5 lashes of the whip, and he was brought away after the other 15 lashes.
The Arsenal fan was next.He thought about it and said"I wish to have 2 pillows tied behind my back.But the 2 pillows could only withstand 10 lashes of the whip,and after the other 10 lashes,he had to be brought away.
The Liverpool fan was 3rd.He thought about what he was going to wish for and finally said"I would like to have 3 pillows tied behind my back."But the 3 pillows could only withstand 15 lashes of the whip,and after the other 5 lashes of the whip,he walked away in pain.
The Chelsea fan was last.But before he could wish for anything,the king said"Ahh.You are a Chelsea fan.You have one of the best cities in the world,your city has the finest supporters,your stadium is the best in the world,your city is beautiful,the players are the best and me myself is a Chelsea fan.For that,i can give you 2 wishes!"
The Chelsea fan thought about it and said"I would not like to have 20 lashes of the whip,but 100 lashes of the whip would do just fine."The king was shocked and said"Wow!You are a brave, honorable young man who is willing to get punished seriously for his mistake.May i know what your second wish might be?"
The Chelsea fan smiled and said"Please tie the Manchester United fan to my back."
P.S:I would like to create a game called Football Manager during the June Holidays.I hope you guys will play the game!