When will it be ???

Hey Mr Ong ! Fatin , iris and shu xuan here . when will you come back from your reservice ? we miss you . the class has been fine but even mr chng has left us . when will you come back? pls come back soon [:

Ready for the holiday?

Hi my dear class!

How's everyone? I've had a very good 2 weeks of reservists so far, with the most tiring week coming soon. Everyone in my reservist unit is new to me and I've met lots of interesting people over there. It's refreshing to take a break from work and do something really different like this actually, though I miss being with the class!

I've absolutely no idea what happens in school for you all in this post-exam period! Are you all getting your results/report book this coming week? I hope all of you are happy with your results! Now, whether or not you think you did well for the mid-year, do spend an hour or two everyday revising your work! Flip through what you covered this half year and make sure you really understood everything (don't cheat yourself on this!); if not, look over it and find out the answers. You can't go into the next half year without being absolutely confident of knowing what has been taught previously.

Besides that, look forward to the holidays!

Mr Ong

Post of the day

Humour section

Proverbs - According to 6year olds

Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years olds.

No news is............................ impossible.

Love all, trust....................... me.

An idle mind is....................... the best way to relax.

Strike while the...................... bug is close.

Better late than...................... pregnant.

A penny saved is...................... not much.

Don't change horses................... until they stop running.

A miss is as good as a ............... Mr.

Happy is the bride who................ gets all the presents.

Two's company, three's................ the Musketeers.

Don't bite the hand that.............. looks dirty.

It抯 always darkest before............ Daylight Saving Time.

There are none so blind as ........... Stevie Wonder.

Where there's smoke there's .......... pollution.

The pen is mightier than the.......... pigs.

If at first you don't succeed......... get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind ........ get out of the way!

Children should be seen and not ...... spanked or grounded.

You can't teach an old dog new ....... math.

Don't put off till tomorrow what...... you put on to go to bed.

Taken from Will and Guy's humour

Science centre

Tmr we are going to science centre. So pls bring/wear uniform for tmr. I will be putting pictures at the blog.

-Syafiq

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Joke of the day and Funny pictures of the day

What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

Joke taken from Will and Guy's humour.

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-Joberg

Work hard for the Mid Years exams!

Hi everyone,

Good luck for the exams! Hope everyone use your time productively and ask yourself this question constantly: "Am I doing my best to study for the exams?" Just 5 days of hard work before you relax and get ready for the holidays!

While studying, please remember these things:

1. Never leave questions that comes into your mind unanswered. Jot anything you want to ask and look for friends or teachers for the answer.
2. You MUST have 7 hours of sleep at least!
3. Apply exam tips! Despite all my reminders to get you to plan your essays, many of you still do not plan your composition last friday. Use the advice that teachers give and do not do things the same old way!
   

Study smart, and never leave things to chance!

Joke of the day and Funny pictures of the day

Hi Joberg here.Since i'm the one posting most of the jokes,i might as well become the official ''Joke Of The Day'' person.Since we are in a democratic society,please vote if i should be the official''Joke of the day'' person.I'll be making a poll...

Joke of the day

Pregnant Wife

A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.

"No!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Funny sentences

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".
From Will and Guy's jokes.
Sorry i really have no other jokes to share with you guys.
-Joberg

Joke of the day

Q:A Wolf went into an MRT train cabin at Sengkang and the train was heading to Punggol.In the cabin were 10 sheeps,sitting either beside or opposite of the wolf.When the train alighted at Punggol,the wolf walked out.How many sheeps were left in the cabin?

A:10.Because you can't eat in an MRT train.

Q:There are 5 people at a bus stop without any shelter,and there is a big billboard on top of them.All of a sudden,a strong wind blew and the big billboard dropped down and hit the 1st,3rd and 5th person's head,causing bleeding in their head.But why did the 2nd and 4th person not get injured?

A:It was a McDonald's billboard(M shaped).

If you don't get it then never mind.

-Joberg

Funny Football Moments and Painful Injuries

The 5 Most Bizarre goals of all times

Joke of the day

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

Because it is two-tired.(2 tyres?Get it?)

Funny sentences of the day:

When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.(Dye,Die?)

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
Taken from Will and Guy Humour