Joke of the day

Q:A Wolf went into an MRT train cabin at Sengkang and the train was heading to Punggol.In the cabin were 10 sheeps,sitting either beside or opposite of the wolf.When the train alighted at Punggol,the wolf walked out.How many sheeps were left in the cabin?

A:10.Because you can't eat in an MRT train.

Q:There are 5 people at a bus stop without any shelter,and there is a big billboard on top of them.All of a sudden,a strong wind blew and the big billboard dropped down and hit the 1st,3rd and 5th person's head,causing bleeding in their head.But why did the 2nd and 4th person not get injured?

A:It was a McDonald's billboard(M shaped).

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-Joberg