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Hi Joberg here.Since i'm the one posting most of the jokes,i might as well become the official ''Joke Of The Day'' person.Since we are in a democratic society,please vote if i should be the official''Joke of the day'' person.I'll be making a poll...

Joke of the day

Pregnant Wife

A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.

"No!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Taken from http://www.jokes.com/funny/parenting/pregnant-wife

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